3 Wishes

A starving asylum seeker is greeted at Dover by a Good Fairy who grants him 3 wishes.
"I'm hungry" he says. POW! A banquet table appears.
"I want a nice house" he says. POW! A mansion with a swimming pool appears.
"I want to be a real Englishman" POW! Everything vanishes!
Asylum seekers asks "Where's everything gone?"

Fairy says "You're a real Englishman now, and entitled to FUCK ALL!"